Or, Sundry Sundried Sundries: "Some private things you can know about today."
Stumble!
A Day at the Pool
What is the greatest risk of pools besides drain death and E. Coli bacteria in pools? Metaphysical reductionism, pretentious ennui, and sociopathy. This is a true story.
Heh, "It turns out I didn't have to go anywhere."
ReplyDeleteReminds me of South Park--"Everyone knows the legal limit for public swimming pools is 83% urine."
The levels in this pool are 94%!
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